Before coffee you are not responsible for anything you say, do, or feel.
That’s not a warning. That’s a fact.
Front says “Human Later” because functioning like a normal person requires preparation. Specifically caffeine. Back says “But First, Coffee” with a goose who also clearly needs it before interacting with anyone.
For everyone whose first words of the day are to their coffee machine. Not their family. Not their phone. Their coffee machine.
Priorities. 🖤
Product Specs:
•Fabric: 240 GSM French Terry Cotton
•Fit: Oversized — perfect for mornings when getting dressed is already too much effort
•Print: DTF Print — front chest + full back
•Color: Graphite Grey
•Sizes Available: S / M / L / XL / XXL
•Suitable For: Everyone who needs coffee before they can pretend to be okay
Washing Instructions:
•Machine wash cold. Inside out. Always.
•Do not bleach — grey stays grey. Unlike your mood before coffee.
•Tumble dry low or air dry
•Do not iron directly on print
•Do not dry clean
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